What the hell is going on?

So, its 3:45 am and there are 4 people in my living room making out and my roommate is making popcorn in his underwear, hammered. We were supposed to be having a fire, drink some beers but my weird ass neighbor is pissing me off and well, the previous random shit that is happening. Weird, fucking werid.

Happy National Flounders Day (for all you bottom feeders)!!!!!