I am so dumb (I don't expect any arguments)

So, Im sitting here at work screwing around with an Xacto knife (not too smart) and I am thinking in the back of my head "you know, Im probably going to cut myself." Sure enough, about 30 seconds later I am watching the sharp steel blade enter my dull, pink flesh and thinking "wow, that was dumb." Needless to say, it hurts more because I saw it coming and now I am trying to type with a wad of paper towel wrapped around my finger and being held in place by a rubberband. Nice one Bennett, nice.

The man from snowy river is gay

So Im sitting on my couch today hungover as all hell and there is nothing on tv so i decide to watch "The man from Snowy River." Well, Ive seen this movie before, namely with my folks when I was younger and then I just thought it was a cool movie with guys with weird accents (aussies). After seeing it again tonight, Ive come to the realization that The Man From Snowy River is Gay. That movie was about 2 hours of grab ass and men staring at each others packages. I don't know of it was that constant creepy stares or the little scarves that those guys were wearing but The Man From Snowy River is Gay.

I hate the holidays

I hate the holidays. I don't if its the short days and no sunlight or something else but they suck. I woke up at 6:30 pm today (thanksgiving) and I am going to go get a bottle of wild turkey to commemorate the day. Hopefully, Ill be passed out in my own vomit by 9:00 tonight. Ill try my damndest.

Yes, apparently I blog now

It was only a matter of time until I started a blog. You know, I really needed something else to occupy my time while I should have been doing other more productive things like...

working
reading
sleeping
and on and on


Anyways, here goes nothing and the blog is alive...